re_alignment | [audio]

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brave police: j-decker | gunmax

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[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

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Wow, did you pick up on that all by yourself? I mean, I was trying not to drop too many hints.

Maybe you should've dropped another couple.

I ain't ever heard of "gasoline" until now. The other guys callin' themselves Brave Police drink energon so.

[OH DO THEY well that's good news]

So as long as I can get a hold of that stuff, I should be good.

Ehh... might wanna chat up a medic before you go tossin' back a few cubes, kid.

Dunno if a gasoline system's gonna work with our fuel.

[DON'T BLOW UP CHILDE.]

Tch. Now I have to let some stranger poke around my insides?

Just. Wonderful.

[Come on it would be cool and you know it.]

Kinda looks that way. If you wanna keep livin', that is.

Well, this sucks.

Okay, big guy, whatever you say. If my bike turns up, I'd be able to get that upgraded or whatever too, right?

Ironhide.

And yeah, don't see why not. Why's a bot need a motorcycle, anyway?

Gunmax.

Because I'm not cool enough to transform into something ridiculous like a power shovel, okay?

[He chuckles a little.]

Nice name.

[And he's grinning, yeah he's serious.]

Huh. Sorta thought all of you could. Any reason they left you out?

Yeah, I know.

[witness the cocky motherfucker face. His name is awesome.]

Just a different design, is all. I'm not without my own tricks, but I kinda need the bike for them.

Heh.

[Careful Gunmax don't be too cocky it's kind of endearing and you might get adopted.]

Fair enough. If I see anythin', I'll yell.

[... literally and figuratively, most likely.]

Sounds good to me. I'm holding you to that, y'hear? I better hear some serious shouting.

Think I can handle that much.

I had a feeling you could.

Well, that's all I got. Any more advice, or am I on my own now?

Just watch your step, kid.

Looks like your friends already found you. So... they've been here a while. Probably could give you better advice than an old war machine like me.

Oh, I plan on squeezing every last bit of information out of them as I can.

[psh GUNMAX watching his step]

Seems like a plan.

It's a great plan. I put a lot of thought into it. Just now.

Just now, huh? Shows.

Tch. Nobody appreciated true genius.

Honestly? You're talkin' to the leader of "bad improvised plans".

But do they get the job done, is the real question.

Uh. Sometimes. Even when they kinda... blow up in your face.

Literally.

Ah come on, everything's better with explosions.

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