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[badboybikerbot]

[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

Comments

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

Really now, because I'm sure you'd like to not be regarded as a joke?

Especially with such a... name to live up to.

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

Hey now, no need to be all impatient. If you're familiar with them, then you'll see me around.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

I'm a medic, I believe getting to... know you would benefit us both.

[alas, he had to run before he could pull deckard apart properly.]

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

[oh a medic HM WELL folks have been telling him he'd be needing to see one at some point to get his roboguts modified for energon or whatever the hell it was called.

But Gunmax is an asshole, SO]

I'm not gonna let just anyone inside me, okay?

...That didn't come out right, but you get what I'm saying.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

Have to take you to dinner first, do I?

[oh, he'll upgrade you. ratchet has SUCH a boner for upgrades. it just......might not........be what you want.......]

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

Dinner and a movie at least. There better be flowers too, or no dice.

[i mean if there's rocket launchers involved somehow baby lets go]

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

Oh, please. I'm a classy mech - flowers and the best high grade there is on offer.

[what the fuck are flowers. also, he'll outfit you with TONS of weapons. but. maybe not ones your frame can handle. because ratchet is also kind of an asshole.]

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

Whoa there, you don't mess around, do you.

[flowers are the manliest thing ever. WELL THAT'S INEFFICIENT, now isn't it.]

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

Only for the best looking mech on Cybertron.

[death isn't permanent and he can do what he wants get out.]

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

Oh, that's so thoughtful of you.

You're still not getting your hands on me.

[i mean when you put it that way...]

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

I didn't expect to. There's still the trust issues, after all.

[he shrugs, forgetting gunmax can't see him.] Try not to get hurt, in the mean time. I'd hate to have to watch you die on the basis you don't want me to "get my hands on you."

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

Tch.

I'm sure I'll be fine.

[He just got here at least give him a week before he does something too stupid]

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

Considering Deckard made it clear the Brave Police are not from Cybertron and probably don't consume energon...

[he laughs again.] We'll see.

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

[THANKS A LOT DECKARD]

Are all the medics as creepy as you are? Just wondering.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

[at least he didn't mention the AI thing?]

That's a matter of perspective.

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

[GOOD Deckard won't get whacked in the head in that case]

I'm just gonna assume "yes".

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

[see, now he's wishing he'd stuck to audio only.]

If that is what you want to. I'm not the one who will drug you and pull your insides out, however.

voice

[badboybikerbot]

So you really do have mad scientists?

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

Oh, yes! Ratchet is by far the worst!

[HAHA WHAT IS THIS.]

voice

[badboybikerbot]

What kinda mad scientist is named Ratchet?

[I. DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IT]

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

Maybe a stroke of irony? Don't let him near you, he'll drug you and pull out your insides!

[ratchet's ham fisted attempt at freaking gunmax out?]

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

How do you drug a robot, anyway?

[AH HAH i see now it is all clear to me]

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

He's a medical genius, do you really want an explanation?

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

Yes.

Yes I do.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

[well, now he's going to start talking about the various ways to make a robot unconscious.

quite graphically, too!]