[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

Comments

Re: audio

[neededthat]

Do you have any names to go with these people?

Re: audio

[badboybikerbot]

Kagerou, and some other creepy guy calling himself a medic. Hell if I know.

audio --> video

[neededthat]

That's the other Ratchet!

[Dammit, he turns on the video then.]

I'm the... um. [His optics blink owlishly.]

Good one. [Yes, that'd work.]

video

[badboybikerbot]

[WELL, Kagarou HAD mentioned that the "GOOD" one had blue optics, but honestly Gunmax didn't know jack crap about Kagerou either, so.]

Uh huh. Prove it.

Re: video

[neededthat]

W-What? Prove it? How?

[He rubs at his crest brow and rakes through his harddrive for ideas.]

What do you want me to do? [Because, how does he prove himself to be the 'good' one?]

Re: video

[badboybikerbot]

That's for you to figure out, pops.

[LITERALLY THE MOST HELPFUL ROBOT EVER.]

Re: video

[neededthat]

P-Pops...

[JUST. WHAT. Damn whipper snappers.]

You're worse than Sentinel... But fine. Have it your way.

Re: video

[badboybikerbot]

Ah man, I bet I'd be offended if I knew who that was!

Well? I'm waiting.

Re: video

[neededthat]

W-What? Right now?

[Geez, don't put him on the spot like that. He fidgets and looks around the lab he's in.

He soon takes up a vial of green liquid.]

I've been working on a synthetic power source, in order to fuel cybertronians in place of natural resources!

Re: video

[badboybikerbot]

Are you really, though? How do I know what that is? I'm not from around here, remember?

Re: video

[neededthat]

I can't give it to you! You... have a different engine from what I gather. You run on gasoline.

Not energon, as of right now anyways.

Re: video

[badboybikerbot]

Well, you got that right. Apparently I need some kinda upgrade.

video

[neverputincharge]

Hey hey! I can verify the Ratchet you're tellin' to prove it is the good one.

[Mostly, just don't piss him off, or get him on Synthen.]

video

[badboybikerbot]

[Did you say something because Gunmax is distracted]

Jesus, is that a chin? Does it shoot rockets or something!?

video

[neverputincharge]

Yeah, it is. But that ain't the point. and got nothing to do with it.

video

[badboybikerbot]

Look, it's great that you're stickin' up for your buddy and all, but I don't know you either, do it doesn't tell me crap.

video

[neverputincharge]

[Okay, he's got a point.]

I just know that the Ratchet I know doesn't dissect people while they're awake. He can be a grump, [HE MEANS THAT IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE, RATCHET] but he ain't that bad.

He's a medic who does his best to fix ya, not make things worse.

audio - THREADJACK'D

[letmefixyou]

The good one?

[hello, yes. ratchet has been stalking this entire conversation.]

That's rather rude.

[neededthat]

[EXCUSE YOU]

I'm not the one who tears up innocent bots!

[letmefixyou]

Ugh, are you still bothered about that? It was two entire weeks ago!

[GOSH.]

[neededthat]

You had no proper justification to even do that!

To drones even!

[letmefixyou]

[he puts on a mocking voice.] Oh, good Ratchet, I was just so scared and didn't know what to do!

[neededthat]

[Just have a dry look, Ratchet.]

Boo hoo.

It still didn't give you the right to kill them!

[letmefixyou]

[HAVE ONE BACK, RATCHET.]

Of course it did! As the better - sentient - life form, I can do whatever I want to them. Evidently the police force didn't care much, either!

Did I tell you about how I just walked out of my cell? That was fun.

[neededthat]

You...

[JUST WHAT.

Someone hasn't been paying attention to his communication device. Then again, it shouldn't be so surprising that he got in jail.]

Just walked out? But how...