[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Okay, check it out. I've got a project. This is important, so I need everyone's cooperation with this.

Someone teach me Cybertronian swear words. Some good insults. Stuff like that. I'm compiling a list. For, y'know.

Science.

[And by SCIENCE he means "actually I'm at work and just looking for ways to procrastinate on paper work" but hey]

Comments

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

I can't believe that I'm so bored that I'm having this kind of conversation. What is my life becoming?

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

You could always go out exploring. I hear that tends to be entertaining.

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Yeaaah, yeah. That's not a terrible idea. I feel like I've driven all over the place, but it's better than this

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

... Do you want to go alone?

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Not really. Wanna come with?

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

If you don't mind... I don't either.

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Nah, I don't mind at all. Let's go, it'll be fun or something.

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

All right. Where are you now?

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Bummin' around police HQ, actin' like I'm busy. Should I meet you somewhere?

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

I can meet you there. I'm on my way.

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Sounds good to me, champ! I'll be outside.

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

And so will I.

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

[HAVE A SALUTE and gunmax ends the video. HE'LL BE OUTSIDE WITH HIS BIKE]

[thxforthememories]

[WATCH THE SKIES buttmax.]

[Because you won't be out there long before there's a swooping shadow. Literally, not the figurative bullshit Kagerou always whines about.]

[badboybikerbot]

[Gunmax wasn't really expecting a FUCKING SWOOPING METAL BIRD SHADOW this is startling]

Geez! What's with you ninjas and your flashy entrances!?

[thxforthememories]

[He lands beside the bike -- not ON it, that would be rude.]

Instinct.

[badboybikerbot]

Ninja instinct!? Does that exist!?

[Yeah GOOD because Gunmax is hopping onto that bike]

Anyway. Which way?

[thxforthememories]

Yes, it does.

[He pauses, long enough to ... preen... a wing.]

North, maybe.

[badboybikerbot]

[gunmax watches this preening and makes the weirdest face ever. dude.]

Ah. Yeah. North. North works for me. Always did like going North.

[thxforthememories]

Right then.

[That's all he says before taking off. Catch up if you can, biker boy.]

[badboybikerbot]

[Right behind you pigeon, Gunmax is keeping RIGHT THE FUCK UP unless you do some crazy bird shit]

[thxforthememories]

[Nah, he won't try to lose him. Not this time. He just wants to fly, and fly far for a while.]

[He even tries to pick flat terrain.]

[badboybikerbot]

[Pssshhhhh Gunbike can handle rough terrain Gunmax is probably hitting hills n' shit on purpose

and popping wheelies

he loves his bike time ok]

[thxforthememories]

[... okay, this is... entirely too familiar. He watches from above for a while, before, spontaneously, dropping low.]

[He flies fairly close to the biker, making sure he's been seen. Before his thrusters kick on higher and he shoots forward.]

[Race you.]

[badboybikerbot]

[WELL, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, KAGEBIRD. Gunmax smirks like the cocky prick that he is and speeds up. His bike doesn't really have afterburners in this mode but fuck it]