[Audio] Melan Blue here.

[knightinbluearmor]

[The feed shows a concerned blue face, eyes narrowed. It's kinda hard to use the little... thing? with his paws, but that metal creature had said it could be used to talk with other people here.]

Hello...? I am looking for some of my friends.

[Melan hesitates a few seconds. Does that thing even work?]

They... look like me, except red and pink for Eryun, silver and black for Pyon. They were with me just before I was sent here... As was the Monomakia attacking us. The... civilians? amongst you, be careful, that creature is really agressive. For the others, just aim for the eyes.

[The metal creature had assured him he wasn't the only one able to fight here. With a little luck, the rogue experiment would be killed soon and his duty would be fulfilled.]

If the... metal... servant... is right, you can't go back to your home dimension? We are blocked here?

[Melan doesn't look really disturbed by the idea: universe hopping, he is quite familiar with the concept.]

It's really not the funny world...?

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Metal 'servant'? Oh, no. No, no no. Whirl cannot allow that sort of talk. Simply unacceptable.Therefore: he must troll the newcomer. It's for the Greater Good.]

....I think it's pretty funny.

[audio] cause Melan doesn't quite know how to use his thingie yet.

[knightinbluearmor]

[You can't be more deadpan than Melan, you know.]

Sorry, but it doesn't seem that amusing to me. And the funny World other name is "Earth". Have you heard of it?

[audio] but but you're missing out on this face!!

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Sure Whirl can. He has no face to have an expression on in the first place. PWNED.]

Earth? Yeah, that's where all the losers went while we Wreckers were doing cool stuff.

Re: [audio] Sorry, but I am sure Melan wouldn't think it's a face, just a talking lightbub.

[knightinbluearmor]

[Dammit Wilson! Well, Whirl is so expressive he doesn't need a face!]

I do not know what a Wrecker is. Were you one? And what losers? Are you a Monomakia?

[You got a weird voice, pal, and from someone who chats with talking cats on a regular basis, it means something!]

Whirl's been called worse. XD

[whirlybird_of_prey]

...guess that makes you a loser then, huh?

[Whirl was clearly on the Wrecker's Charm team.]

Wreckers are the best Autobots. [Obviously.]

VIDEO;

[engrishdetective]

We're blocked here. Have fun being stuck like the rest of us! Unless you end up wandering away into the Badlands like some idiot.

But sometimes, there are just idiots, so I guess that can't be helped.

[Audio] Hi there :D

[knightinbluearmor]

[Well, looks like Melan is stuck with a bunch of rude being with little manners. Grandma Moto would be pissed. The Knight ignored the idiot part.]

Yes, the Badlands were mentionned by the metal creature. A place where people disappear?

I am Melan Blue, what's your name?

[You got a weird voice too. All... metallic. How come?]

VIDEO; yo yo!

[engrishdetective]

Metal creature? Which one?

Yep. That's the place. Sucks you in, you almost never come back out.

Gunmax. You an organic or a machine, Melan Blue?

[Video]

[knightinbluearmor]

The one that was here when I woke up. He said he was an "Acolyte" Whatever it is.

Nice to meet you, Gunmax. I am organic. Are you one of Kagerou's friends?

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

I'd guess the "metal servant" you're referring to is the Acolyte you met when you woke. Whatever he told you, I'm afraid it's true.

Haven't seen anyone like you here yet, though that doesn't mean someone else won't show up.

[Video]

[knightinbluearmor]

Ah... Well, I see.

[It might be better that way, because Eryun have that tendency to shoot first and ask questions later.]

I am Melan Blue. What is your name, metal... person?

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

Thundercracker. I'm a Cybertronian. [And a Decepticon, but...that doesn't necessarily need to be mentioned at this time, so...]

...what are you?

[He doesn't mean to be rude, just you're a new kind of organic to him.]

[Video]

[knightinbluearmor]

A... Cybertronian? Do you come from this world? The metal servant said it was called "Cybertron". [Melan doesn't even know what is a Decepticon, so you are pretty safe for now!]

I am a GunSwordman, a Monomakia created to fight and protect. There are only three of us, so it's not surprising that you never saw anything like me before. [Plus the universe hopping and all that.]

[Tilt his head on the side.] Did the humans build you?

[Video]

[happyduckbutt]

Um, hey..! You're new, I take it.

That's...right unfortunately. We're kind of stuck here.

Re: [Video]

[knightinbluearmor]

You are... a human. Are you from the funny world? I am looking for someone from here too.

What is your name?

[Video]

[happyduckbutt]

[He nods.] Yeah, that's right. And....well, I don't know about it being funny, but a lot of people here are from different worlds.

Who are you looking for?

-oh, I'm Ventus. Who're you?

[Video]

[knightinbluearmor]

The funny world other name is "Earth". Have you ever heard of it? I have many... friends here. Where do you come from if not from the funny world?

I am looking for a young human, with... [Argh, Monomakias recognize people by their biological data, not their appearance!] red hair and... green...? eyes.

I am Melan Blue. You can call me just Melan.

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[raceme]

[Have a blue bot talking really fast.]

Greetings sir I AM afraid your friends are not here _{and I don't think} we ever heard of the Monomakia before.

I'm Blurr member of the Elite Guard and part of the intelligence gathering body that exists within the Autobot fraction HERE I am the head of the Police Force. [He pulls out what looks to be like a mini screen, showing his logo and badge. He's so happy he still have it on him.]Itsnicetomeetyou.

[Video]

[knightinbluearmor]

[Leave him a few seconds to decipher what you just said, Blurr.] Police...?

[Melan's expression becomes a tad more agressive. Police is not a good memory for him, sorry :/ ]

What is an Autobot? I heard that word before.

[Video]

[raceme]

[That's fine, he's used to wait for others to catch up.] Police ...we make sure people's safe.

[Blurr wonder about that expression, but he doesn't ask.]

Autobots is the name of one of the FACTIONS that appeared during the Great War _{the other} being DECEPTICON. Those don't matter much here since the war never happened and most of us try to get along but so-me-ti-mes mechs still fight.

Re: [Video]

[knightinbluearmor]

Hm... You... Protect people? The last "police" I saw didn't do that. [They hurt Marin, so they are to be killed on sight. It's as simple as that!]

[Suspicious Melan is suspicious.]

A war? [War he knows. No problem with that!] What do you mean, the war never happened? Who are the... mechs [What does that even mean?] who still fight?

video;

[thxforthememories]

I haven't seen anything like you here before.

But we are blocked. Trapped. In this world.

[Video]

[knightinbluearmor]

Never seen a Monomakia? Ah... [Pal, you are made of metal. Made of METAL! Excuse Melan while he has a mini freak out session. In silence. Even though his expression stays as neutral as ever.]

And... what are you then?

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

No. I haven't. That word is unfamiliar to me... as are you.

[He tilts his head.]

BP-500X. A stealth prototype AI unit. Kagerou.

[Video]

[knightinbluearmor]

I am a GunSwordman monomakia. There are only three of us. [And the other two are a lot less polite with strangers...] You are... "unfamiliar" to me too. I never saw anything like you.

[But "prototype" or "stealth unit", that Melan is more familiar with. Some Monomakias were called that by the Brigadoonian who created them.]

Kagerou, nice to meet you. I am Melan Blue. Where have you been created? [Because normal people are created, not born, you see.]