re_alignment | [audio]

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brave police: j-decker | gunmax

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[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

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Yeah, kid, we'll see.

Nah. He's not so bad. Needs someone to sit on him, now and then, but he's a good bot to have in a fight.

Think he hangs around the police HQ.

[A SHRUG]

Yeah, that sounds like him. Guess I'm gonna have to hunt police HQ down.

Can't miss it. It's about the middle of the whole setup here. Next to the bar.

Huh. Hell of a place for a bar. And lemmie guess, they don't serve premium unleaded.

Hey, long as it's there at all, I ain't complainin'.

Nope. Never heard of the stuff.

Ah well, guess it's convenient for if I have a crappy day at work.

That is so, so depressing.

There's the spirit.

... wait what?

No gasoline, right? None at all?

Nope.

Why?

Because I kind of need it to function? This is gonna be a pain.

You don't run on energon?

Wow, did you pick up on that all by yourself? I mean, I was trying not to drop too many hints.

Maybe you should've dropped another couple.

I ain't ever heard of "gasoline" until now. The other guys callin' themselves Brave Police drink energon so.

[OH DO THEY well that's good news]

So as long as I can get a hold of that stuff, I should be good.

Ehh... might wanna chat up a medic before you go tossin' back a few cubes, kid.

Dunno if a gasoline system's gonna work with our fuel.

[DON'T BLOW UP CHILDE.]

Tch. Now I have to let some stranger poke around my insides?

Just. Wonderful.

[Come on it would be cool and you know it.]

Kinda looks that way. If you wanna keep livin', that is.

Well, this sucks.

Okay, big guy, whatever you say. If my bike turns up, I'd be able to get that upgraded or whatever too, right?

Ironhide.

And yeah, don't see why not. Why's a bot need a motorcycle, anyway?

Gunmax.

Because I'm not cool enough to transform into something ridiculous like a power shovel, okay?

[He chuckles a little.]

Nice name.

[And he's grinning, yeah he's serious.]

Huh. Sorta thought all of you could. Any reason they left you out?

Yeah, I know.

[witness the cocky motherfucker face. His name is awesome.]

Just a different design, is all. I'm not without my own tricks, but I kinda need the bike for them.

Heh.

[Careful Gunmax don't be too cocky it's kind of endearing and you might get adopted.]

Fair enough. If I see anythin', I'll yell.

[... literally and figuratively, most likely.]

Sounds good to me. I'm holding you to that, y'hear? I better hear some serious shouting.

Think I can handle that much.

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