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[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

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I heard that, too. Apparently, on of you likes to drug people and pull their insides out.

Just what I've heard, anyway.

I'm a true honest medic!

Not like that... crazy piece of scrap metal.

So you say, but how do I know that?

[He may or may not just be egging this dude on for his own amusement but shhh]

Who told you my name in the first place?

A couple guys.

Do you have any names to go with these people?

Kagerou, and some other creepy guy calling himself a medic. Hell if I know.

That's the other Ratchet!

[Dammit, he turns on the video then.]

I'm the... um. [His optics blink owlishly.]

Good one. [Yes, that'd work.]

[WELL, Kagarou HAD mentioned that the "GOOD" one had blue optics, but honestly Gunmax didn't know jack crap about Kagerou either, so.]

Uh huh. Prove it.

W-What? Prove it? How?

[He rubs at his crest brow and rakes through his harddrive for ideas.]

What do you want me to do? [Because, how does he prove himself to be the 'good' one?]

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That's for you to figure out, pops.

[LITERALLY THE MOST HELPFUL ROBOT EVER.]

P-Pops...

[JUST. WHAT. Damn whipper snappers.]

You're worse than Sentinel... But fine. Have it your way.

Ah man, I bet I'd be offended if I knew who that was!

Well? I'm waiting.

W-What? Right now?

[Geez, don't put him on the spot like that. He fidgets and looks around the lab he's in.

He soon takes up a vial of green liquid.]

I've been working on a synthetic power source, in order to fuel cybertronians in place of natural resources!

Are you really, though? How do I know what that is? I'm not from around here, remember?

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Hey hey! I can verify the Ratchet you're tellin' to prove it is the good one.

[Mostly, just don't piss him off, or get him on Synthen.]

[Did you say something because Gunmax is distracted]

Jesus, is that a chin? Does it shoot rockets or something!?

Yeah, it is. But that ain't the point. and got nothing to do with it.

Look, it's great that you're stickin' up for your buddy and all, but I don't know you either, do it doesn't tell me crap.

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The good one?

[hello, yes. ratchet has been stalking this entire conversation.]

That's rather rude.

[EXCUSE YOU]

I'm not the one who tears up innocent bots!

Ugh, are you still bothered about that? It was two entire weeks ago!

[GOSH.]

You had no proper justification to even do that!

To drones even!

[he puts on a mocking voice.] Oh, good Ratchet, I was just so scared and didn't know what to do!

[Just have a dry look, Ratchet.]

Boo hoo.

It still didn't give you the right to kill them!

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LMAO HOLY SHIT SORRY FOR THAT ive never used email reply before I FUCKED UP

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