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brave police: j-decker | gunmax

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Okay, check it out. I've got a project. This is important, so I need everyone's cooperation with this.

Someone teach me Cybertronian swear words. Some good insults. Stuff like that. I'm compiling a list. For, y'know.

Science.

[And by SCIENCE he means "actually I'm at work and just looking for ways to procrastinate on paper work" but hey]

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[wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy is it called skydave oh my GOD

Um so Gunmax kind of. Awkwardly points at it because god damn]

You uh.

You really are a dad, huh. Congratulations.

I told you. Kay said I was...

[He glances at the bird, not getting it at ALL.]

That's just Skydave.

The whole layin' eggs thing...? No? Well I thought it was funny...

Skydave. Right. That sure is a name, isn't it.

I don't do that.

He's Kay's. She named him.

I know you don't, I'm... I'm playing with you, dude.

Oh yeah? Guess she's pretty good at attracting birds.

...

I knew that.

She has a crab, and Stumpy, too. It's not just Skydave.

What's the crab's name? What's Stumpy?

Iron Crab.

Stumpy is the Acolyte Trion gave to me. I told it to listen to her.

[Since he has no idea what to do with the damn thing.]

Is the crab made of iron?

Why's it called Stumpy? That's kind of mean, isn't it?

Something like that.

That's what she named it. I think it fits. It... doesn't seem to mind, anyway.

Dude, to be honest, those Acolyte things kind of creep me out.

Why? They're not so bad.

I know, but they don't have like personalities or anything. You don't think that's weird?

They don't hurt anyone, or anything. So... no, I don't.

Maybe that's wrong. But, they're so harmless, I can't worry over them.

Well yeah they're harmless and all. I just... I dunno. Maybe it's just me being weird.

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Why do you think they're so strange?

I dunno. Maybe it just bothers me that they can't decide what they want to do, you know?

That... they can't make their own choices?

Yeah, exactly!

What if they're just not able to?

Like... robots. But not AI.

Yeah, like I figure they don't have AI, or if they do it's a really basic one.

I don't know, man. I don't know if I'm even making sense.

If they make you uncomfortable, I can tell Stumpy not to be around when you're here.

Nah, nah. It's okay. Don't worry about it.

... If you're certain.

Totally certain. Completely certain.

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