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[badboybikerbot]

[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

Comments

Re: audio

[neededthat]

[OH GREAT, another one of those guys.]

I assume others have filled you in on this planet?

Re: audio

[badboybikerbot]

[8D]

For the most part, I guess. Can't say I'm too happy to be stranded here, but it is what it is, right?

Re: audio

[neededthat]

People are helpful around here, so you won't be left in the dark.

If you ever need any medical assistance, I'll be sure to help the best I can. My name is Ratchet.

Re: audio

[badboybikerbot]

Ratchet, huh? You must be a popular guy, I've already heard that name a few times.

Re: audio

[neededthat]

[HA. POPULAR.] Not really.

If you don't know already, there are two Ratchets here.

Re: audio

[badboybikerbot]

I heard that, too. Apparently, on of you likes to drug people and pull their insides out.

Just what I've heard, anyway.

Re: audio

[neededthat]

I'm a true honest medic!

Not like that... crazy piece of scrap metal.

Re: audio

[badboybikerbot]

So you say, but how do I know that?

[He may or may not just be egging this dude on for his own amusement but shhh]

Re: audio

[neededthat]

Who told you my name in the first place?

Re: audio

[badboybikerbot]

A couple guys.

Re: audio

[neededthat]

Do you have any names to go with these people?

Re: audio

[badboybikerbot]

Kagerou, and some other creepy guy calling himself a medic. Hell if I know.

audio --> video

[neededthat]

That's the other Ratchet!

[Dammit, he turns on the video then.]

I'm the... um. [His optics blink owlishly.]

Good one. [Yes, that'd work.]

video

[badboybikerbot]

[WELL, Kagarou HAD mentioned that the "GOOD" one had blue optics, but honestly Gunmax didn't know jack crap about Kagerou either, so.]

Uh huh. Prove it.

Re: video

[neededthat]

W-What? Prove it? How?

[He rubs at his crest brow and rakes through his harddrive for ideas.]

What do you want me to do? [Because, how does he prove himself to be the 'good' one?]

Re: video

[badboybikerbot]

That's for you to figure out, pops.

[LITERALLY THE MOST HELPFUL ROBOT EVER.]

Re: video

[neededthat]

P-Pops...

[JUST. WHAT. Damn whipper snappers.]

You're worse than Sentinel... But fine. Have it your way.

Re: video

[badboybikerbot]

Ah man, I bet I'd be offended if I knew who that was!

Well? I'm waiting.

video

[neverputincharge]

Hey hey! I can verify the Ratchet you're tellin' to prove it is the good one.

[Mostly, just don't piss him off, or get him on Synthen.]

video

[badboybikerbot]

[Did you say something because Gunmax is distracted]

Jesus, is that a chin? Does it shoot rockets or something!?

audio - THREADJACK'D

[letmefixyou]

The good one?

[hello, yes. ratchet has been stalking this entire conversation.]

That's rather rude.

[neededthat]

[EXCUSE YOU]

I'm not the one who tears up innocent bots!

[letmefixyou]

Ugh, are you still bothered about that? It was two entire weeks ago!

[GOSH.]

[neededthat]

You had no proper justification to even do that!

To drones even!

[letmefixyou]

[he puts on a mocking voice.] Oh, good Ratchet, I was just so scared and didn't know what to do!