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brave police: j-decker | gunmax

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Okay, check it out. I've got a project. This is important, so I need everyone's cooperation with this.

Someone teach me Cybertronian swear words. Some good insults. Stuff like that. I'm compiling a list. For, y'know.

Science.

[And by SCIENCE he means "actually I'm at work and just looking for ways to procrastinate on paper work" but hey]

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Oh. Good.

[Yes, yes he is.]

I'm not approachable?

You're fine for people who are used to you, but you kinda give off this air of broodiness.

Broodiness...?

Eh. Hang on, let me...

[one sec amigo he's doing something OFFSCREEN]

...Well I tried to dictionary it but all I got was crap about birds. Basically it just means that you look all angsty sometimes.

...

I turn into a bird, though.

Well yeah, but you don't lay eggs or anything. Unless you're hiding some really weird abilities from us...

I don't think I could hide that...

[It's at that point that a crow -- an honest-to-god crow, flits through the background, and lands on the ninja-bot's shoulder.]

[Skydave you have awful timing.]

[wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy is it called skydave oh my GOD

Um so Gunmax kind of. Awkwardly points at it because god damn]

You uh.

You really are a dad, huh. Congratulations.

I told you. Kay said I was...

[He glances at the bird, not getting it at ALL.]

That's just Skydave.

The whole layin' eggs thing...? No? Well I thought it was funny...

Skydave. Right. That sure is a name, isn't it.

I don't do that.

He's Kay's. She named him.

I know you don't, I'm... I'm playing with you, dude.

Oh yeah? Guess she's pretty good at attracting birds.

...

I knew that.

She has a crab, and Stumpy, too. It's not just Skydave.

What's the crab's name? What's Stumpy?

Iron Crab.

Stumpy is the Acolyte Trion gave to me. I told it to listen to her.

[Since he has no idea what to do with the damn thing.]

Is the crab made of iron?

Why's it called Stumpy? That's kind of mean, isn't it?

Something like that.

That's what she named it. I think it fits. It... doesn't seem to mind, anyway.

Dude, to be honest, those Acolyte things kind of creep me out.

Why? They're not so bad.

I know, but they don't have like personalities or anything. You don't think that's weird?

They don't hurt anyone, or anything. So... no, I don't.

Maybe that's wrong. But, they're so harmless, I can't worry over them.

Well yeah they're harmless and all. I just... I dunno. Maybe it's just me being weird.

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Why do you think they're so strange?

I dunno. Maybe it just bothers me that they can't decide what they want to do, you know?

That... they can't make their own choices?

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