[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Okay, check it out. I've got a project. This is important, so I need everyone's cooperation with this.

Someone teach me Cybertronian swear words. Some good insults. Stuff like that. I'm compiling a list. For, y'know.

Science.

[And by SCIENCE he means "actually I'm at work and just looking for ways to procrastinate on paper work" but hey]

Comments

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

[He doesn't even say anything. He just stares at the camera. Kind of like this.]

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Heeeeeeey, how's my favorite bird?

[haha ha haaaaa]

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

Don't swear in front of my daughter.

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

I wasn't gonna!

Oh, you're a. You're a dad now, huh? That's uh.

That's nice.

[wat]

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

Good.

And yes. She's my family.

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

That is absolutely adorable. Shit, and here I was thinking you didn't do adorable.

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

Don't swear where she can hear you.

Shadowmaru is her parent too.

[Yeah you got double ninjas now boy.]

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Oh come on! You can't shelter the kid forever!

So she has two big robot ninja dads.

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

I'm respecting her wishes. She doesn't want to hear swearing.

...

I suppose, yes.

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

[siiiiiigh] I'll try to watch my mouth around her.

You know that officially makes her cooler than every other kid that's ever lived, right?

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

Good. Why do you want to know these words, anyway?

Does it?

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Boredom, mostly. But also because I'm a great big jerk and I want to expand my jerk vocabulary.

Dude, how many kids can say they have two giant robots for dads? It's totally cool.

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

They're just words.

I... don't know. Several here?

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

See, I could turn that logic right back around on you and Kay and be all "they're just words".

Well... okay, maybe. But it's still cool.

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

They're words that upset her.

...

So you think I'm cool?

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Ugh. Well, she's cute and I don't wanna see her upset.

Well! I think we need to work on getting you to smile more, but yeah! You're pretty cool.

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

[That one eye narrows a little.]

Cute?

[BOY HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING AT HER FUNNY.]

Smile more... Why?

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Cute like the way kids and puppies are cute! Don't get the wrong idea!

[JESUS KAGEROU OVERPROTECTIVE MUCH]

Well I guess you don't have to, but there's nothin' wrong with looking more approachable, know what I'm sayin'?

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

Oh. Good.

[Yes, yes he is.]

I'm not approachable?

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

You're fine for people who are used to you, but you kinda give off this air of broodiness.

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

Broodiness...?

Re: [Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Eh. Hang on, let me...

[one sec amigo he's doing something OFFSCREEN]

...Well I tried to dictionary it but all I got was crap about birds. Basically it just means that you look all angsty sometimes.

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

...


I turn into a bird, though.

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Well yeah, but you don't lay eggs or anything. Unless you're hiding some really weird abilities from us...

[Video]

[thxforthememories]

I don't think I could hide that...

[It's at that point that a crow -- an honest-to-god crow, flits through the background, and lands on the ninja-bot's shoulder.]

[Skydave you have awful timing.]