DJD PSA: A Public Apology (that you owe him) [Video]

[songofmypeople]

[Did you think you were free of your large local music-loving lug, Haven? Late April Fools! Turns out he never left! Hell, a few of you might've even had him inside your soft little organic bodies given that he was playing the part of Influenza this past couple weeks. But don't worry, while the virus is known for a lot of things, it isn't so much known for its sentience. So if Tarn's been partying it up in your bloodstream, he's had no idea.

He has however, been having his own little adventures outside and about the Haven. But now he's back, and checking his messages, and oh my, but what is this?]

It seems a good number of you have fallen victim to Autobot propaganda while I was out. A pity that so many aren't able to think for themselves.

Accusing the D.J.D. of murder? Really?

[Has anyone ever mentioned that Tarn has a lovely voice? Because he does. You might not be able to see it, but you can positively hear that smile.]

And with so little evidence too. Why, you'd think this is another repeat of your earlier unfounded hysteria, when I first arrived. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Two of you in particular. Take note of these liars: the Autobot ... Rang^(?) and the supposed 'victim' Four. Both are guilty of spreading misinformation.

I expect a full apology. You have two days.

As for the rest of you, I hope you've learned an important lesson here. Namely: that Autobots are hardly a credible source.

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[thehardway]

Two individuals, one in which is not in fact an Autobot, should not be a summary of a whole faction. Additionally, accusations -- as fond of them as I am not -- will occur outside of the police force's ability to control.

With that said. Two days or else what, Tarn? I should not have to be inclined to assume that is a threat?

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[songofmypeople]

Ultra Magnus. You know, I really expected to hear from you sooner. Pleasantly surprised that you took your time, but here you are after all.

And in two days, I'm sure I'll only be further disappointed.

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[rungout]

Funny, because I'm rather certain that after I approached the police force with what Four had told me, I re-approached them after I found out who the real culprit was.

I'm afraid I won't be apologizing toyou, Tarn.

[As lovely as your voice is.]

And the name is Rung.

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[songofmypeople]

Jumping to conclusions is hardly professional, and while you're free to embarrass yourself as much as you'd like on your own time, I do not appreciate the slander.

[Actually he doesn't care much, but... sometimes he does kill people who tick him off... And you are just up the lane...]

This is twice now that you've left me wanting for an apology. Did you plan to make that a habit?

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[4_toteachus]

I'm really sorry Tarn.

I shouldn't have assumed anything.

[You had a part in her death and Four is apologizing. Not that Four knows, but still.]

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[songofmypeople]

No you shouldn't have.

How do you plan to make it up to me?

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[tearsofsteel]

That's the point of investigation and questioning. And honestly, avoiding the police is just as suspect.

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[songofmypeople]

And do you have questions for me, human?

[video/locked - only cause a part of him is SCARED OKAY]

[rednotbluethx]

I got my aft chewed out by Megatronus. He ain't tawked to ya?

[That's the smart part - perma video]

[songofmypeople]

I'd been meaning to ask, how did deciding to turn yourself in work out for you?

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

...

Really.

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[songofmypeople]

It does seem so, yes.

Now, while I've got your attention, tell me, did you ever find your friend "Drift?"

[raceme]

One of those 'liar's you mentioned is not even Cybertronian, much less an Autobots. It's quite the big assumption to say Autobots are not a credible source. Have you spoken out sooner all this mistake would have been cleared more quickly. Where were you those last two weeks? I'm asking out of concern. [Sure, concern, why not.]

And what will happen in two days if they don't apology? [Because that last par t did sound like a treat and Blurr would so try to arrest you for harassment.]

[songofmypeople]

Did you want to prove me wrong? Well, here's your chance! Tell me, Autobot, where can I find "Drift," and Overlord?

As for your last question, Ultra Magnus already asked; get your answers from him.

[He's just going to ignore your others.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

...




HAHAHAHA!!!

[Sorry, that just made his day.]

...Wait, you're serious.

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[songofmypeople]

I am. Still trying to decide what I'll do to the Autobot if I don't get my apology though.

Any ideas?

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[neverputincharge]

Ha! Like you cons have a better record.

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[songofmypeople]

It seems we certainly do here. I'd heard the last murder was at the hands of an Autobot. An acquaintance of mine, actually.

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[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out's slow clapping.] A heartbreaking interpretation.

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[songofmypeople]

You should see what I can do with a dramatic reading.

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[sword_redemption]

You're right. Murder's a bit mild, isn't it?

'Torture's a better place to start.

Maybe 'atrocity'.

[He would be afraid, but Tarn is picking on the most defenseless here. Four? Really? Only a bully would go after Four.]

[A bully like Tarn.]

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[songofmypeople]

Ambulon and I were just talking about you.


[Now isn't that the funny thing; for Tarn to pick-on, and murder Four... Doesn't really seem his M.O, does it? ]

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[stabbywheelfeet]

... Wait, wait.

Is this serious? Are we listening to this? Really? All Spark, it looks like one of Megatron's fanbots got too carried away with the microphone.

Nice try, ugly. Go take a few acting lessons.

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[songofmypeople]

Acting isn't listed high among my favourite activities. As for microphones, well, I imagine you've no idea what I could do with one.

You should let me give you a demonstration.

[treacherous_widow]

Oh. You're still here.

[songofmypeople]

Leave without saying goodbye? Or collecting a sample of that venom, you've told me so much about? Perish the thought.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Maybe it'd help if your head wasn't Batman-shaped and you didn't sound like Freddie Mercury's evil cousin.

[songofmypeople]

Was that an insult?

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[needlefingers]

...

Well aren't you pleasant.

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[songofmypeople]

One of my many qualities.

[catwoman]

Honey, I don't think you're going to get an apology asking like that.

[songofmypeople]

My dear, I'm already one down.

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[flashdrive]

Subtle.


...wait. I could have SWORN I've seen you somewhere...

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[songofmypeople]

I'm sure you have. The DJD are known to get around.

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[perfavore]

...I've seen Wreckers with more finesse.

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[songofmypeople]

[He laughs -- and let's face it -- it's a really pleasant sound.]

Ouch.

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[spacerhero]

I don't think I understand this whole "Autobot vs Decepticons" thing. I would have thought with a name like "Decepticons", you'd be the bad guys, and the other guys should be called "Truthitrons" or something.

[She's not the best at making up names, ok?]

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[songofmypeople]

Do I strike you as one of the 'bad-guys,' human?

[Not Here]

[toguidethem]

[Welp, someone just got added to Cody's list.

Feel proud man.]

[Not Here Either]

[songofmypeople]

[What are you even going to write down?

SUSPICIOUSLY PURPLE-FACED ROBOT IS WRONGFULLY ACCUSED OF MURDER AND SEEMS A LITTLE UPSET ABOUT IT. MAYBE. WONDER WHY. SURE IS SUSPICIOUS. ASIDE FROM THAT, HE SEEMS PRETTY COOL THOUGH. And what a lovely voice.

Something like that? Actually, why don't you just write that. There. I helped. You're welcome.]

[Video] Hey, welcome back! Hope things have at least somewhat worked out. *hugs*

[notyourblueangel]

You know? You're a real piece of work, aren't you, Tarn?

[Because yeah, he's SO VERY impressed, with or without the Voice From Heaven. And if he ever figures out how to make you pay for what you did to Four...]

It got worse :( BUT HEY! There's always the escape of being a jerk (robot) on the internet! *HUGS!!*

[songofmypeople]

I don't think you've any idea how right you are.