[Locked from Blackarachnia but lol she probably could hack this anyway]

Howdy y'all!

Let's say you wanna get a present for a certain ladybot, this being Christmas and all.

What sorta things do ladybots like?

Also I've been itchin' to do some killin', but the Firsties say we can't kill no more. Hows about we go out into th' badlands and slag us some monsters! I can't be the only one here who's wantin' a fight for no good reason. So who's with me?

[It'll be like a Christmas present to themselves.]

[The video starts with Knock Out holding a datapad and grinning like the cat that got the cream.]

Since most of you seem so thrilled with the idea of that human holiday happening soon, allow me to share with you some more of the so called ‘Christmas spirit’.

[Knock out clears his throat, for no other reason than dramatic effect and starts to read.

And what Christmas story he decided to share? No other than 'The Little Match Girl'. Beautifully illustrated here.

If you heart is still in one piece by the end of it, then congrats, you are tougher than most. When he’s finished he closes the datapad, gives another devilish smile and just says:]

Merry Christmas to all.