Oi! What's going on here!? 

[Well, someone's not entirely happy today, are they?  Then again, if you were just running with your buddies and suddenly found yourself waking up in front of a shrine, you'd be a little intrigued about it. Enough to half-heartedly listen to the robed beings explain the situation to you.  He wasn't sure if he believed them, either.  It's not like he'd met them before, and no one was able to vouch for them.  Really, what did he care about them?]

Deckerd! Duke! Are you there?

[They're the ones he was with last, after all.]

Anyone?? I'm by some weird shrine and these creeps came up to me and gave me this--

[Suddenly, it switches to video, showing a very confused Power Joe.]

THIS THING.  

[Glad to see you're adjusting well, PJ.]

[Look! It's a kid! Sort of. He shakes the device and hopes it's broadcasting.]

First ...

ETNA IF THIS IS YOUR DOING I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!

...

However. The bugs are kinda interesting, so I'll only halfway kick your ass.

Anyway.

Since I've been told that I cannot leave, I have decided that I will simply ...

Take over this dimension and become its new overlord!

Ahahahaha ha ha!

[Seriously he does stand there and laugh like that.]

Anyone who wishes to may become my new vassals. Anyone who opposes can challenge me and lose.

The first order of business is ...

[He shifts to point at what is obviously Prima's temple in the background]

I am claiming this place as my new castle. The previous owner may engage me in a battle to the death if they wish. But I will not go easy on them!

If they are powerful enough ... or entertaining ... I may let them become my vassal as well. Otherwise we can just skip the whole thing all together and just declare me supreme Overlord Laharl, ruler of all universes!

AHAHAHA HA HA HA HA!

[McCoy looks like he needs a bath and a comb to run through his hair. Also, twenty-four hours bed rest. Behind him, there's some activity going on, and the background should be obvious to a few.]

As much as I'd like to be out there, helping you all out, and tending to the wounded on the field, unfortunately, I'm holed up here. [He is sincerely worried and a bit disappointed.] However, since I'm a doctor and not a soldier, this is where I belong. Which is the medical clinic in Solus's temple.

I can't say I'd be much help in terms of the wounded robots and certain alien lifeforms, but for the humans out there: if you're able to get here and need treatment, I'll be available. [curses] It may be difficult, however; the best route here is through the underground tunnels, but since the bugs seem to come from underground, it may be very dangerous and highly risky. I recommend having an escort - a really big, well-armed escort, if possible.

[He pauses a moment to rake hands through his hair. Frustrated that he's kind of helpless.]

If it's an emergency, if anyone can provide the means of transportation, I'm willing to leave. [McCoy glances at origin of noise offscreen, then back again] There's another medic here. Says his name's Ambulance or something. We haven't really had the time to talk. But he's no good for transportation. Something about a "bum leg".

At least none of the damn things have managed to get in here. [infinite grumbling]

I'd like to help with these monsters, but someone of my size would probably be a liability!

[The video feed shows a very serious, very large Autobot. He looks calm, but... not particularly happy at the moment.]

My designation is Skyfire, Autobot scientist. I have just arrived and received a basic explanation, so that part is covered, mostly. Hard to believe as it might be.

That said - If there are any other Autobots from the same Cybertron I come from, that would be nice to know.