Hey guys!

[The boy beams, hefting up a basket full of eggs.]

Just wanting to let you know that there's a whole bunch'a these, so if anyone wants some, they'll be right here.

Uh. Well I guess this applies more to whoever can actually eat eggs.

[Sheepish grin.]

If these run out, I can get more. So...yeah.

[He's a little hesitant to mention that there's probably an excess of chickens too because POOR CHICKENS ;o;]

[So Red Alert has been busy observing and trying to tinker with her situation. Obviously it's not ideal, and she can definitely thing of a few dozen places she'd rather be, but she's here so she might as well deal with it. No one's seen much of Red Alert since she spends so much of her time squirreled away in Solus' Temple because ugh people.

Well, looks like she's about to change that. Her tone is professional and her gaze is ice cold. This right here is the shining example of a warm and kind-hearted person.]

My name is Red Alert, and I am one of the many medics within the Haven. I have an offer for those who are interested in learning, or for those interested in furthering their knowledge in the medical field.

I am willing to teach lessons to those who are willing to learn, Cybertronian, organic, or otherwise. For beginners I will teach basic first aid, like how to treat metal burns, detached limbs, and cuts. If you wish to learn a more intermediate or advanced skill, please talk to me and I will arrange something to suit you. Keep note that I am knowledgeable in most areas of medicine, but my speciality is in surgery.

Teaching can go both ways. If there is any organic doctor in the Haven who is willing to teach me about your medicine, I will appreciate it greatly. I cannot provide adequate medical care if I only know how to treat one of the species that reside here.

That is all, thank you for your time.

[Wow, that was relentless.]