[Why it's everyone's favorite little irritant! Yeah, somehow he made it home alive. Guess the bones of funny are made of sterner stuff or something.

The little robot is rapping his long arms on the ground from all the excitement. If one didn't know any better, they'd think he just came back from vacation.]

Hey hey hey, guess who's back from the Badlands? That's right, me! You know, the travel brochures made them look waaaay different. Well, that and you guys made it sound like it was evil or something...

Some of you might say it was traumatic, but on a scale of trauma I'd rate it a...mild.

[He skirts offscreen to lug back into the feed what looks like very retro piece of tech. A vcr, to those who aren't initiated.]

Anyway, I brought a souvenir! It plays tapes and junk! I mean, you guys know what tapes are? For cryin' out loud, you guys turn into tape players!

But now think of all the movies we can play on this...oh my god, I can actually choose the movie. I feel like a god...

[He taps the vcr, which in return replies to Crow with a small rumble.]

Now, some people might use the word 'cursed' around this, but I don't believe it.