So. That fight was fun.

[The Autobot is sprawled out on his back, examining the workings of his own hand. His voice is dry, though. Clearly he's not as amused by the big Ultimate Showdown as his words claim.]

But that's about par for the course when you're fighting Decepticons, so...

[He rolls over onto his chest, propping his head up on his arms. One leg swings into view and how did you DO THAT, a box dangling from one of the wheel struts.]

Let's talk about this, shall we? I'm not in the habit of holding onto other people's scrap, but, really, I just have to laugh at this one.

Apparently Megatron likes roller skates. How's that for hilarity?

[... no, he's not aware the package is intended for SG!Megatron, not the ones he's familiar with.]

The Lambda has provided an opportunity to expand the planet's fauna.

[One claw click later, and a brief span of CNA is shown onscreen. Nothing that could definitely identify the species, but it was definitely of Cybertonian origin. Now where did he get that?]

Interested third parties are welcome to observe it's analysis and development.

[After he goes through a careful background check, of course. His science kids are automatically allowed to his little endeavor in (possibly) cloning something Cybertronian.]

[Of course, would you want to invite yourself to be alone with Shockwave?]

[Starscream's been quiet lately, because guess what? Prison is ZERO FUN. Adding insult to injury, neither is torture... and what's worse than torture is being left alone and ignored. (Realising you're probably a malfunctioning clone, struggling with narcolepsy, and understanding that you're also being poisoned does put a damper on things too.)

He knows he's fallen out of the loop and that a lot of things are going wrong right now, but here's another attempt at pretending things are just fine until they really are.]

[The video pops on to reveal this asshat, and he looks more haggard then normal but he also looks somewhat smug. ]

Which one of you here is Chromedome?

[A set of condolence cards fan out from between his claws. "Our regrets on the loss of your loved one" can be read on the first.]

He or she has apparently lost someone dear to them. What a shame. It would seem however, that it's time for you to stop moping and to learn to move on.

[He holds up a book with his other hand, the title of which reads: How to Take a Breakup Like a Champ ]

The lambda certainly thinks so at any rate. Don't worry, I took the liberty of skimming the recommendations and I have to say it's all a load of scrap. That said, who did you lose? I'm all ears. [Because oh god someone gossip with him PLEASE or at the very least talk with him, he's SO LONELY.]


( Private Audio for Knock Out )