[There's a robot barking at the screen. That's right.

Barking at the screen. He paces back and forth before he actually starts speaking. Upon closer inspection, someone may see that his optics are of a strange pink color.]

Oi! I need a medic! there's something wrong with this energon I took and... Kagerou.

Something is wrong with Kagerou! And he needs help. Right now. I can't touch him and he can't touch me, or anything. It's like he's a ghost!

Please, if there's anyone out there who could help...!

[Axel appears on the screen at a somewhat odd angle, like he's not actually holding the communicator.]

OK, show of hands. Or if you happen to be invisible- which I hear is the case for at least one person-, speak up.

I think it's safe to say that a lot of us are having weird- or at least weirder than usual- things happening to us recently. And it seems to be connected to these weird clumps of colored energon- that glowing, crystal stuff the robots use for fuel for those not paying attention. Thing is, if we're going to figure out how to undo all this stuff, we're going to have to figure out if there's some kind of pattern to all this.

Alia already seems to be on the scientific angle, but just having a simpler list for reference would be good too. That way people can tell what energon seems to cause which effects and where it is at a glance.

For me, I found some red in a rock crevice on the outskirts of Megatronus' territory, and now, I pass right through any solid objects other than the ground. Including people, which is just as weird as you'd expect it to be.