[The network opens, and if one looks at their communicator they'll see the face of a rather chipper young girl. And yes, that face is taking up the whole screen. And boy does she look perplexed!]
Okay so wait.
You're saying I'm NOT in California anymore?
[And we're off to a good start. A+ brain power there, Kay.]
Okay... okay, so if I'm not in California...lakes...hills...weirdos in cloaks...
I'm in some alien cult, aren't I.
[She'd normally be excited about this, but the thought of Edgeworth existing without her makes her gasp, placing a hand over her mouth.]
Oh no, then Mr. Edgeworth is out one assistant! Uh, does anyone know how to get back there? I mean, I have some really important business I have to get to! Super secret thief stuff.
C'mon, help a girl out!
[Please excuse this one. She's pretty special.]