Right, I'll be quick and straight to the point with this.

I realize there's a number of medical clinics here on this planet, but no doctors who can efficiently treat humans. I was under the impression there is one human - Vandal - undergoing medical training, but you'll have to excuse me if I find your teachers somewhat lacking in these departments. Unless, of course, your field is much different from my own.

I'm interested in joining one of these clinics, and helping out our human residents. While my expertise does include other races, such as Vulcans (which is to an extent, mind you), I've not come across any other species I'm familiar with enough to preform any sort of medical procedure or examination. Though if you'll offer me your specs and medical information, I'd very much like to undergo training myself, so to speak. You are not obligated to share any of your personal information, but if you are non-Cybertronian, then I suggest giving it a shot. Better safe than sorry.

I'd ask for the specs on you Cybertronians as well, but that, too, is optional, as I know you have a handful of your own medics. I've never been quite keen or knowledgeable on engineering and tech. When I say that, I also mean I don't necessarily trust them. No offense.

As for the humans here - I'd very much like to run a routine physical and check-up on you each, as it seems some of you have gone a while without one, or at least something proper. I know since I am new you can't very well easily trust me - and I don't blame you, frankly - but I can assure you, my intentions are entirely honorable and related simply to your health.

Basically, I'm putting in my resume here. Sorry I cannot provide you with any credible references. [snort]

By the way - just in case anyone needed a little double-checking, I ran a few tests on Jetfire's - I think it was - atrociously pink fruit foodstuffs. Edible and harmless for humans. Melon flavored, honestly. I recommend stocking up, if what I've heard about this planet lacking seriously in organic food is true.

[Oh, look, it's Ambulon again. And he's... purple and blue? His original paint coat looks pretty awful and faded, but he's really not interested in doing anything about it, naturally. He's trying not to look worried, so it's the usual expression of ennui.]

Has anyone seen or heard from Drift? I've tried his place at Vector's temple, but he's not there. Tried asking any of the acolytes around the place, and they seem equally clueless. Any messages have gone unanswered.

I'm... [really concerned/frustrated, but no, no need to say that] I need to see Drift, you see, for a follow-up on recent repairs. He was suppose to check in earlier, but... Well, here we are. If he's gone and over-exerted himself, he might have re-opened his wounds.

If anyone's seen him, please let me know.

( Locked to Wing )

( Locked to TARN. YES, TARN. )

So while I'm taking a bit of a... flight, I'll continue the trend of keeping track of holidays for you people.

Because I'm just that nice of a guy!

Valentine's Day is rolling up. Who here has never heard of it?

Let me sing you the song of my heritage.


( Private to Knock Out )