Okay, whoever sent me to this place... Dude, could you sent me back? I was in something really important. Because man this is pretty weird. The last thing I remember is... uh oh. Where's my buds? Dude. So not cool to bring me here away from my friends. Oh, whoever sees this I'm Dustin.

[Way to prioritize, Dustin.]

If you see them let me know, okay? Shane's my best bud. He's usually in red as well as being the risk taker. Tori is a blond girl, kind of bossy, and scary at times. If you've seen them, let me know all right?

I'm a mechanic back home and also dudes? If you know where I could put my motorcycle so it won't get trashed, let me know okay? Cam would be mad if something happened to it.

[Have a vaguely uncomfortable looking Ratchet.]

I had a long-winded speech drafted, but then I realized that no one wants to listen to me ramble on and I'm not a mech of many words anyway. [Shrug]

First of all: I know that after the incident with the pages, some of you are feeling unsafe around me, and for good reason. Given my training, events like that absolutely cannot be allowed to re-occur. [He shuffles awkwardly, still feeling guilty about that.] Since there is no way of guaranteeing that I won't be similarly affected by some other event in the future, I've installed an incapacitator and given the triggers to two other individuals here on Cybertron. So if something happens in the future, they'll be able to ...take me out. I hope that provides some measure of comfort.

[Now that the awkward part's over, he seems to relax a bit, even smiling as he moves to his next point.]

Second: my superior officer isn't around to accept my letter of resignation, so an open post on the network will have to do. Given continued peace between members of the Autobot and Decepticon factions here, and the number of other skilled professionals on the planet, I am resigning from my position as a medic.

[He pauses for a second, then, having nothing more to say, shrugs and shuts off the feed.]

( Text: Locked to Noisy Boy )

[The video clicks on, showing Bulkhead. He's tired, but trying to hide it. Even if it's not working too well. There are a few moments of silence before he speaks up.]

This is Bulkhead, checking in. [If robots could sound out of breath, he certainly would. He also sounds a little tired.]

Some guy in a robe already filled me in on what's going on. Heh kind of strange to be back on Cybertron. [There's a slight sound of metal scraping against something solid, before he settles again.]

Ratchet, Optimus? Arcee, Bumblebee? Are you here?

[The video feed comes on and shows two Cybertronians: Wing and Soundwave! They're standing outside of a building that some might have come to know as the recreational center.]

S'up, dudes! Soundwave an' Wing, totally rockin' in with an announcement.

First, I want to thank those who helped us with the center. It was a lot of hard work and we couldn't have done it all ourselves. We've decided to call the recreational center Haven's Hub. Though we agree just the Hub ought to be fine.

[Soundwave slings an arm around Wing's shoulders.] Ain't gonna be officially opened til 'bout a week from now, though. Plus, we only got one part of the center up an' running. So th' bar is done, at least! Cybertronians, Earth 'bots, an' little organic dudes all alike can come hang out come next week at least!

Which brings us to the last little detail. We--Soundwave and I--were having some trouble deciding on a name for the bar. Since this place is meant to be open and welcoming to all residents, we figured we'd ask your help. [Wing offers a lop-sided grin.] So we decided that it'd be best if we did a little contest. We're going to accept submissions that will offer a title for the bar. Come next week when we open the bar, we'll draw out the name at random. The one we pick will be the new name of the bar!

So get creative, yeah? I wanna hear what you guys come up with!

The winner, as thanks for their contribution, will also have a drink named after them! Come see us after the bar is opened and we'll talk!

[There's a pause as they're ready to end the video, then the pair just end up practically bear-hugging each other in laughter.]

This is gonna be so smeltin' AWESOME!

I know, I can hardly wait!

[The video turns to show the strange Megatron who is in residence here.]

After some consideration I have decided that this is probably the best course of action to take. I have a couple matters to put forth for your consideration.

First, I have not yet properly introduced myself over the link and I feel it is time I do so. My name is Megatron, I come from the same universe as Soundwave who arrived here before me. I would like to assure you that I understand the difference in my personality from what many of the other Cybertronians here have come to expect of someone with my name. Keeping this in mind I wish to assure everyone that I am a peaceful individual.

My second matter is I wish to inform everyone that if anyone needs someone to speak to concerning their own safety or other's they may come to me. I am aware of the police force we have developing here and have the greatest respect for all those involved. I also recognize that there are times when going to such individuals is not an option for various reasons, it is due to this that I am making myself available to anyone who feels a need for it. I will not allow the originating faction of any individual to alter how I assist any one, and I am not restricting any organics either, all are welcome to come to me and be taken care of.

Please feel free to contact me with any questions.

[Locked: Blurr]

I hope this does not offend you in any way. I did not wish to over step anyone but I am aware that some people do not feel secure going to the law, perhaps because the feel they will not be considered fully due to a personal history. I wish things did not go in such a way, but it does tend to be a factor in societies that have laws. Of course I will contact you or the police force if there is a direct need to, but not having it be a looming factor may be beneficial to some.