[No time for nonsense, this is a bear on a mission.]

I need a date for the dance, it's extreeeeeeeemely important! I'm not jokin' around here, folks!

It's...it's a bear-mergency!

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[Frenzy is so happy you're all tuning in for another one of his delightful videos. And so soon! He's so grateful for his fans! And you can tell! Because he's got this big shit-eating grin on his face.]

Since yer 'Con here is gonna be yer kickaft DJ at the upcomin' party, I gotta look good. Especially when I take a break t'dance wit' my old lady. [He's talking about you, Elita.] An' maybe a few more of you's - if yer lucky. [Megatronus? Call me?]

But check dis out! Check dis out! [He ducks out of view below the screen, fussing with something.] I got me the perfect new hat! [More shuffling and a second later, Frenzy stands. His smile is wider. On his head is a strange bit of human attire that any human here will tell you is quite obviously a bra. A really bright, perky bra. On his head.]

Check it! Ain't dis cool? Kinda makes me feel like I'm a pilot or somethin'! Gonna climb in my cockpit an' shoot some fraggers down. [Frenzy then gives the double barrel finger snaps.] Gotta admit, though... I was thinkin' dis would be a bit bigger, but kinda small fer... [Shrugs] Ah, well! [He adjusts the bra aka aviator goggles a bit.] Gonna make a fashion statement wit' dis baby! Soon everyone will be wantin' t'wear one!

But anyway! [Frenzy tugs at the straps hanging by his face] I'm thinkin' some of you ladies need a li'l... spin 'round the record, know what I mean? [really creepy snicker that seems to block out a distant, angry noise--an angry noise that seems to be growing louder by the second] An' I'm thinkin' once I take ya on the dance floor, I'll take ya--

流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子!

[That aforementioned angry noise from earlier has turned into a very loud, very angry shrieking of a young woman; Frenzy looks up just in time for a foot to come smashing down right in his face. In a blur of color and furious Chinese profanity and Frenzy's screaming, there's suddenly the perfect view of a pair of pretty panties beneath a skirt right in front of the screen and, consequently, right in your face, as Shaoshao bends over and proceeds to brutally beat the tape out of the Cassetticon.

Look away if you can.]

[ooc: Shaoshao's obviously the lady in red; prepare for responses from either her and/or Frenzy!]

Greetings to my fellow refugees, and I request any First Forged who comes across this to grant me a small bit of time.

I have been considering what I can do to help improve this Cybertron and I have come to the decision that I should return to my origins to do so. In other words I am hoping to start teaching once again. While I taught Mathematics previously I feel that a more general approach may be more beneficial here.

To the First Forged, until a building is constructed to house whoever becomes a student during their time learning, might I use a sizable room in one of your temples to hold these classes?

Unless I am mistaken there are both mechanoids and organics who are in need of various points of learning, I do hope that this will be taken at value for you all. It is my hope to gather some more specialist individuals to cover the basics of each race and hopefully basic field medicine that any of them may need, regardless of difference in race from the helper. That said if there are any medics or individuals of any particular race willing to specialize for this I would be grateful for your assistance.

Ravage, unless I am mistaken you are still in need of some education, if that is correct I hope to see you there.

Until we have a location in a building to use it is my intention to hold open classes not far from the Hub building.

To those who do buildings, if I could request a building for schooling be built once there is time I would greatly appreciate it. It need not be anything overly extravagant, the primary concern being enough room and accommodations for a variety of species to work together in. At this time I don't foresee it needing to be more than one room, but perhaps with the ability to be added on to in the future should the need arise would be a good idea.

Once I know if I have any individuals willing to help share education on the various races, and even universes, that we have present here then I will draft up a class list so that people may know when the classes will be happening.